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Why are light bulb jokes so popular and who told the first light bulb joke? Let me know.

Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Nine: one to screw it in and the other eight to hold the mirror.

Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.

Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: That’s electric’s job.

Q: How many union lighting technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It’s not a bulb, it’s a globe.

Q: How many directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one more, guys, I promise.

Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, with a good crew to pull it off.

Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. No, two. No… How many do we have on the truck?

Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One: They just hold it and the whole world revolves around them.

Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I’ve got this neat candle holder…

Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: If we change the light bulb, we’ll have to change everything.

Q: How many stunt people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin’ he looked doing it.

Q: How many camera assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: “Nobody said I needed doubles on that!”

Q: How many PAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Nine……..one to do it and eight others to wish they’d been asked.

Q: How many entertainment lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: How many can you afford?

Q: How many studio executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: We don’t know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

Q: How many development executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Well, first let’s talk about the concept behind this whole “light bulb” thing.

Q: How many script editors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One plus a writer. The SE tells the writer how to do it properly.

Q: How many development executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.

Q: How many screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The bulb is IN and it’s staying IN!

Q: How many sound recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: WHAT?

Q: How many 1st ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Can’t you see I’m busy!

Q: How many 2nd AD’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Uh…standby, I’ll check on that.

Q: How many UPMs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: “None! If you’d just make it a day exterior we wouldn’t be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!”

Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One — but it’s an 8 hour minimum.

Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: November.

Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to put it in and one to complain that it’s electrified.

Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say “I could’ve done that.”

Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One: They just hold it and the whole world revolves around them.

Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I’ve got this nifty candle holder …

Q: How many 2nd ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Standby, I’ll check on that.

Q: How many UPMs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None! They’re busy trying to fix the one that’s already in there.

Q: How many over eager PA’s does it take to screw in a li…
A: Done!

Film and video light bulb jokes

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